Special Morning Surprise

Today I woke up and opened the door to get my morning paper. As I was bending down, I noticed that something was on the floor not too far away.

Shit?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After getting a close look, I saw that somebody had taken a shit outside my door. I felt a little bit like Bob Saget in the movie “Dumb and Dumberer.”

Shiiiiit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At first I thought it might have been a dog. Then I remembered there are only 2 units on my floor, and my neighbor does not own any pets. So it’s possible that a dog took the elevator up to the 12th floor, dropped trou, and then took the elevator back downstairs. Or maybe some drunk guy was roaming the floors and felt the need to squat. The world may never know

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